Parents will always have their child’s best interests, especially if they are still young enough to decide on their own. As a mom or a dad, it is our duty to step in and do what we have to do to protect our children and their future. We know that these youngsters are not concerned about the future – their future. This is where the parents have to step in.
One time, a teenagers’ grades were too terrible to handle and of course, he worried that he would disappoint his father. They would often encourage him to do good and study more. However, this teen chose to play video games and spend his time online instead. But he knew that his dad had a soft spot for him.
To at least lessen the parental punishment, he wrote his dad a letter and left it for him. He is hoping that this would scare his parents enough that they would forget about his bad grades and just focus on his safety instead. If you are curious what this letter is all about, here are snippets of what he wrote his dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.”
He continued to say that he really likes her girlfriend, Stacy, but he knew that his dad would not approve of her because of her piercings, her tattoos, and also her tight motorcycle clothes. He even told dad that Stacy is much older than him!
“But it’s not only the passion dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.”
He continued to write that Stacy lives on a trailer in the woods and she has a stack of firewood that would last them for the entire winter.
“We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. I’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune – for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.”
He is also hoping that science would soon find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. “She sure deserves it,” he added.
“Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15. I know how to take care of myself. Someday I am sure we’ll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua”
This would have been enough to give his dad a heart attack! But before the letter ends, he added a post note. He wrote:
“P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that’s on the kitchen table. Call me when it’s safe for me to come home!”
This note has been going viral online but nobody really knows who Joshua is! Still, it is fun to share with other people. This joke has surely got everyone on the floor laughing. This smart teen sure knows how to play the emotions of his dad. Sure enough, his dad would forget about his bad grades – hopefully!